We Were Both The Other Woman

I used to take a certain amount of solace in announcing that my ex-boyfriend had cheated on me. Something about publicly owning my role as the injured party helped restore a tiny sense of power and confidence that his actions had initially left me without. It was a simple answer to “why did you two break up?” that installed me as wounded yet righteous, him as deceitful and undeserving, and the girl I caught him with as pathetic.

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It’s never been enough to blame the cheating man. If it were, we wouldn’t have all been split into Team Jen and Team Angelina camps for the better part of a decade instead of just Team Never Brad. I not only needed my friends to tell me how terrible my ex was, I drew comfort in their iterations that I was most assuredly prettier, funnier, smarter than the other girl we saw him out with the night that precipitated our next day break-up. And I welcomed any disparaging remarks about a person I knew nothing about.

“Only trash goes out with someone else’s boyfriend,” one of my friends said on the regular, and I agreed. Underneath my indignant stance I knew that this other woman wasn’t truly to blame for his actions. She didn’t even know me. But disliking her in conjunction with him made it hurt a tiny bit less.

Years later I was getting flak from friends and co-workers about my self preservation method of never googling an ex, in particular that one. I laughingly gave in to the peer pressure thinking it was harmless to engage in a little digital drive-by stalking. But what I found was that his deception and lying, as well as this other woman’s involvement in his life went back much further than the night I had witnessed it firsthand.

What I found made her seem like she had been his girlfriend. But in the exact time frame that I had been.

There were videos of them clearly on a couple’s getaway vacation to Aruba during a time that he had told me had a work trip. (Yes, obviously there is no such thing as an Aruba work trip, I should have known that). I saw photos of them with his parents that were identical to ones that I had if you swapped her out for me. He called her his valentine the same year he had called me his. And all of this during the time where I was with him daily, sleeping with him on the regular, falling asleep most nights either next to him or talking on the phone. But the more I saw of their digital imprint as a couple the more I doubted my originally adamant side of the story. Where had she fit in in between all the time he had spent with me?! My brain shrieked that no person could have possibly committed to two of us in the same way for so long without either of us noticing. But the proof that she had been there all along was directly in front of my face. Glaring time stamps with the kind of affection and dedication I believed had only been reserved for me.

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I wanted to be angry about it. I wanted to despise him all over again. But instead I couldn’t stop thinking about her. When I had seen them out together that night so many years ago, I couldn’t breathe. I raced to a bathroom and vomited, that’s how intense my reaction was to his betrayal. And even after his confession the next day, followed by months of him attempting to reconcile, he had (according to my Facebook findings) never stopped seeing her.

I wanted to be angry about it. I wanted to despise him all over again. But instead I couldn’t stop thinking about her.

I denounced him, but I also denounced her. I referred to her as a home-wrecking (technically an apartment sublet-wrecking) slut, and made derogatory comments on her looks and lack of style. I fixated on her because I had seen her face and the adoring way she looked at him that night, and I had felt incapable of knowing how to react in that moment. Instead, afterwards for far longer than I cared to admit, I looked for any excuse to relive the night with my friends. “Remember how greasy that girl’s hair was,” I’d say to instigate a round robin of disparaging remarks. We criticized her moon-shaped face, her crooked part, how her tattoo wasn’t even cute, that she was probably bad in bed. Any little detail that took shots at her alleviated the impotent contempt I felt towards her simply for existing. I was full of resentment that just finding out about her had the power to hurt me so badly, and I was desperate to reclaim a sense of my former confident self. And instead of blaming the man who was two-timing us, I told myself she ruined a relationship.

Behind Every Strong Woman is Another Strong Woman

Inspired By: Grammy Doc, grandmother

“My maternal grandma is this unapologetic aesthete. She was a glamazon who’d pop into our tiny logging town every few months in her tailored Armani, Ferragamos, and constantly upgraded convertible Mustang. When my grandfather, a civil engineer, quit his job building missiles in the ’60s, she made the dough and he took care of the kid (my mom). She got her PhD, wrote chapters in books, ran a department at the University of Washington Dental School and taught her way through an endless parade of butt-slapping chauvinist academics. She refused to be called grandma (we called her grammy doc, because of her PhD), wouldn’t pick up a knitting needle, and at age 100, she cast her ballot for Hillary.”

15 Solo Getaways Every Grown-Ass Woman Should Take

Going on vacation always sounds like a dream, but LBH: The reality of putting one together kind of blows. Between figuring out who to travel with, lining up schedules, and piecing together the actual trip, vacation planning can become just as — if not more — stressful than your everyday to-do list. Bring kids into the picture? Forget it.

That’s why you should ditch the schedule Tetris and head out on a solo vacation instead. That’s right — leave boyfriends, girlfriends, spouses, and even your friends at home for this one. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, without having to please anyone. The hardest part: figuring out where to go.