Are There Any Places Sex Doesn’t Happen?

Dear E. Jean:I’ve made some mistakes in my life and would like to avoid situations where sex usually ends up occurring. Can you think of any places where sex doesn’t happen?

Yes. On the medal stand at the Olympics when you’re singing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” and, if you choose the wrong person, in your bedroom after you’re married.

This letter is from the E. Jean archive.

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